simple farmer

‪by now you should know this
Guyana English is mash up business‬
put pen and paper in people hand or a smarty phone and you realise english is hardly we

‪”my little angle child”‬
‪”this event is for a good cost”‬
‪”I ant receive nothing”‬

sometimes i be chillin with my people and i might say like, let me have one of those
wuh?
gimme one uh dem ting yuh gah deh
oh! is wuh yuh bin seh before
oh i been singing a song ah hear lass nite

women sensitive bout they language and real or imagined sarcastic

i is not dem low clause type women you know
i dont celebrate clause. what clause type women you be though?
you mekkin muck off uh me?
you look clean to me though
you eyes pass me you know. when you see me yuh hear me? when you see me doan see me
i beg your forgiveness

you could give a nice presentation self patting on back and all
and during the after presentation mingle a little lady approach you and go
you sounded nice and fancy wid yuh big hinglish an all but do someting fuh meh right. tell meh is wuh yuh bin sayin. you sound good but i ent andastan is wuh yuh seh