simple farmer

I love you mistuh preziden! I heart you 
i kno bharrat tell meh
he did? he diiiiid?! such a big talker dat bharriotti baby boy
stop. stap. stap!
wuhhhh, whaaat now?
dis election ting an’ gecom
what about gecom now missa pwezidan?
bai! is de elekshun we come in hay fuh discuss
elekshun don maestro? i thought we came here to…you kno…get to know de unknown
aye. good
ok. but you are the president sir. no?
i am?
yes, yes, yes! we at guyana times have two presidents
who an who?
you and barry baby
yes yuh right. we win! we win! me and bharrat still president uh dis country
i love you commander in my chief
michael younge, let’s get down to business
mmm hmmm. let’s get it on marvin gaye
i like your style
mmm hmmm. do i look fat in dis pants?
no. but is not the pants. how i look?
you look good. not the pants? what?
joke man, joke oh rass mikey bamzee
dats funny
what?
mikey bamzee
oh yea?
yessss. only jagbamzee ever call me mikey bamzee
ok leh we get down to biznis
who is de reporter here big don?
oh scunt man ah ready. leh we start
ok first question my executive president
yes
what you thinkin’ about staring at dat red microphone?