flyin blind from zero to booster in the name of love

my fren call me last night to tell me he fren call he an tell he she got a real nice girl fuh me an dat i would really like de girl an dat i should meet de girl

so i say ok, nice, great. Ah glad she got my best interest at heart and so and so. But who is dis girl, whey she deh, wuh she look like, wuh she want really? cause you know leh nobody doan waste nobody time

so my fren tell me he fren seh is a real nice girl. I gon really like she because she pick she and a whole set of other things she tell he

so i ain able wid all the excitement and surprises and what not. so i say listen, send me a picture and more details.

so me fren tell me he fren seh she gon make all de arrangements fuh we meet and so but they got one more ting.

wuh is it? wuh is it? wuh is it a’ready?!

she seh fuh tell me de girl seh she does only deal with vaccinated men so now is the time for me to do the right thing

come again?

she seh de girl seh she does only deal with vaccinated men

hmmm okaaay. I can see clearly now. Hear wuh, tell she fuh tell de girl marco seh he goin straight fuh de booster jus fuh she. forget jab one and too. gimme two booster

le scamdemique is a variant of concern

Jus when i thought le scamdemique couldn’t get any more ridiculous, it jus did. kinda cute how Africa suddenly now producing new corona and is now ground zero

had took bamboozled led astray

someone is tampering with your mind

Based on the evidence presented indicative of a detrimental change in COVID-19 epidemiology, the TAG-VE has advised WHO that this variant should be designated as a VOC, and the WHO has designated B.1.1.529 as a VOC, named Omicron

… when you have a virus like this, it almost invariably is going to go all over,” Fauci told NBC Saturday.

“I must stress this: With a new variant, there are many things we just cannot know at this early stage. Our scientists are learning more hour by hour. It does appear that Omicron spreads very rapidly and can be spread between people who are double vaccinated. There is also a very extensive mutation, which means it diverges quite significantly from previous configurations of the virus, and as a result, it might in part reduce the protection of our vaccines over time,” British PM Boris Johnson said in a press conference.