‘aiminh’ high, Guyana Times shooting down english

from what i understand newspapers have editors and proof readers and publishing software come with spell check and auto correct
but as a chap i know does say ah guyana we deh
guyana to english is back with a vengin

guyana times last checked in with soar

Seized vehicles removed from CID Headquarters
For several years were an soar!

soar
verb
fly or rise high in the air.
“the bird spread its wings and soared into the air”

aim
verb
gerund or present participle: aiming
1.
point or direct (a weapon or camera) at a target.

line em up an shoot dem down guyana times
bang bang

Guyana to english – guyana times is “an soar”

This is the last paragraph of a short 6 paragraph story Seized vehicles removed from CID Headquarters
For several years were an soar! 
grip tenacious language guyana official english slackens
eye has nutten mores too seh aboot it. soar on
as the gringos would say am jus gonna leave this one out there