fidel: hi my name is fidel
francis: dude! I know who you are. i’ve worshipped you my whole life. glad i finally get to meet you man
fidel: you will shake up vatican city before your term is up?
francis: you know they’ll kill me before that happens. i have to thread light
fidel: that was a trick question. glad you know barack. i mean francis
francis: funny
fidel: so you’re the hope of the brown people?
francis: i wouldn’t put it that way
fidel: they told you i dont like that big pointy hat thing you wear?
francis: no i just decided to dress light
fidel: do me one favour. when you get back to Rome, tell all dem devils fidel castro is still alive
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simple farmer 
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